In 

two

thousand 

ten

The debt hit

Mega-trillions

Things were 

Still amiss

Nothing going

Nowhere

Everyone 

Was pissed

Common ground
Was shaky

Jesters preached

The Mall

Obama got his

Healthcare

Toyotas got

Recalled

LaBron James

Went Floridian

The House

Went GOP

The Pope got

Hip to condoms

Chilean miners

Freed

BP deep-six

Petro-spew

Bedbugs

By the pound

Palin family

Surfeit

The end of

Lost was found

Big-ash cloud

From Iceland

Vuvuselas

Blared

JetBlue stew

Went bonkers

Korean drama

Flared

Hostage-taking

Tax cuts

Olympic

Bobsled snuff

iPad was

Haute-tech couture

Rangel's pleas

Rebuffed

Betty White

Ubiquitous

Chelsea Clinton

Hitched

Last page for

JD Salinger

Obama's lip

Got stitched

Arizona 

Immigrant fury

Ground-Zero

Muslim funk

Yemen bombs

Went UPS

Security touched

Our junk

WikiLeaks 

Gushed secrets

Governments

Got the shakes

Noseless Afghan

Cover girl

Chile, Haiti

Shaked

Lady Gaga's

Meat frock

Mel Gibson's

Next Tourette's

Decision Points

Derision

More creepy 

Chatroulette

Intriguiging

And fatiguing

A cranky

Twitchy blend

At least, at last,

We now can say:

Two thousand ten.

The end.

Happy Holidays

Paulmark • 2010